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The French Skating Judge
Goes to the Amusement Park



If you have been watching any of the Salt Lake City 2002 winter olympics, you must know about the Pairs Figure skating competition controversy. Apparently, one of the judges was influenced to vote a certain way, and voted for the Russian pair, despite the fans, the skaters, the other judges, and the media knowing that the Canadians were better. Well, in our story here, this French judge goes to an amusement park. First, lets take a look at her "stats".
Stats

Wow, how about that. Well, this judge goes to an amusement park that has 2 coasters. A brand new steel twister called "RollerCoaster 1", with 7 inversions, or a dinky mouse coaster called "Rollercoaster 2". Let's take a look at those coasters.
Coasters

Well, she can only ride 1. So, let's see which one this judge picks!
1st Decision

Okay then. Next, she is hungry. She decides that she would like some fries. She sees 2 fries stands right next to each other. 1 of them sells $10 fries, the other sells $1 fries, and they are exactly the same fries.

Hmm...okay. Well, she is tired out from her day at the park. After riding the crappiest roller coaster ever built, and spending an extra $9 on fries, she decides to go home. There are 2 ways out of the park from where she is. Eith take a brand new bridge, or, walk over a sheet of thin ice on a frozen over lake.
thin ice

She takes the ice. Let's see what happens.
Drowning

Well, that's it for THE FRENCH SKATING JUDGE goes to an amusement park. Hope you enjoyed.

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